Genderfluid means I can look like this and feel comfy cozy.
And make gender rolls your bitch.
we could hang Anne Hathaway up right now and she could be a disco ball in that dress
an incredibly attractive disco ball
make all the boy disco balls go
big blue eyes
kinda long but cute nose
yellow porous skin
little to no abdomen
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA, THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?
My coworkers were talking about their favorite shows/movies and when they asked me mine, I was like “oh… I love Avatar” as casually as freaking possible because I didn’t really want to come off as crazy and obsessed to the people I’m gonna be spending a lot of my time with do u feel me
but then this really hot guy was like “I hope you mean the kickass cartoon and not the blue alien movie”
and I just
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
I’d say that’s an accurate paraphrase of the scene.
Seeing your friend’s art on your dash like
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
put this on my forehead
bout to go whoop college board’s ass